Girlfriends say my tool is too small

Dear Pastor,

I am 28 and I have two girlfriends. One is 20 and the other is 18. I have sex with them, but they have a major complaint - I am too small.

I know that I am not too small and I have wondered how come they are complaining. I know I fit these women. Both of them were sexually active before we became friends. They don't know that I have been having sex with both of them. I don't let them know that I have been doing that.

The 18-year-old was the first to tell me that I need to have a bigger size. The 20-year-old told me I have a big body but a small tool. These girls are not stretched out, nor do they have children, so they suit me fine. When a girl has many children, men say they are stretched out, but I cannot say that about these two girls. I wonder what more these girls want.

As a counsellor, I would like to hear from you what a man can do to make his penis larger. I look at guys when we are changing after we have played games. I don't ask any questions, but some of these guys have smaller penises than mine. So I am wondering if I have the wrong women in my life.

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Dear ...,

I have said in the past that some women believe that size matters. Others say that it is only in the mind that that is important.

Those men ought to know how to use what they have. Some women believe that only black men have large penises. Some white women want to have a black man. That is why they say when you go black, you can't go back. A group of white women told me on the Dear Pastor Show that a group of them came to Jamaica with one purpose and that was to have sex with black men. Before leaving Canada, they pledged to each other that they would keep their purpose of coming to Jamaica as a secret. They had their boyfriends in Canada, but they wanted to spend time with black men. So they came to Jamaica and each of them was successful in their plans. After the black men had taken good care of them in giving them what they wanted, these women went back to Canada and resumed their relationships with the white guys.

They did not truly leave their white lovers, but they wanted to get the experience of having black men. In my opinion, these girls were just bad. All the men who heard them on the show should learn that if a woman wants to be bad, she will be bad. You cannot watch women.

These girls who told you that you are too small will cheat on you at any time. Be prepared for that. In the meantime, choose one woman and stay with her. If these girls have convinced you that you are too small, go and check yourself out with an urologist.

Pastor